A Poem About Rain

I hate rain.  I want to punch rain in the face.  I want to kick rain's ass.  I want to do the chinese water torture on rain.  I want to set rain on fire.  I want to push rain into the mouth of a volcano.  I want to give rain a power wedgie.  I want to subject rain to severe sleep deprivation.  I want to force rain to stay in an awkward position for a very long time.  I want to put rain's hand in the garbage disposal.  I hate rain.